Samsung have recently revealed their new 34 foot home cinema. Yup, you’ve read that right, 34 foot. That sounds like an amazing way to avoid other humans. Imagine owning a 34 foot home cinema system?
Not having to queue up for ages for tickets. Not having to pay cinema prices for food, although if you can afford a 34 foot home cinema system then you can definitely afford cinema food prices. Not having to sit next to some ugly weirdo who keeps farting every two seconds.
This sounds like the perfect way to watch movies. But since you and I can’t afford that, I guess we’ll just have to go to the local Cineworld. Sigh…I hate going to the cinema.